| project: | Wank |
| website: | www.rocketace.ca/wank |
| format: | Theatrical Short Film |
| length: | 14 minutes |
| released: | Fall 2008 |
| press kit: | Fall 2008 |
"This is the most perfect short film I could possibly imagine"
- Hagan Carlisle
Wank
The first theatrical short film from RAMP!
Wannabe filmmakers Ty and Cam have handily sabotaged their plot to crash a major film festival. An ongoing feud about the relative merits of digital versus analog film has inadvertently lost them the only screening copy of their short film “masterpiece”. Now they’re mere hours from the festival and have no short to crash it with.
Both are convinced that outrageous sex, and the guaranteed resulting controversy, will score them the notoriety and fame they deserve – but what kind of gratuitous short-form cinema can two guys pull off in a moving car and no time?
Equal parts love-letter to and cautionary tale about short filmmaking, “Wank” combines a little of the best of the promise and versatility of the medium with some of the worst habits of those who practice it. We leave it to the audience to decide which is which… or if any of it amounts to jack.


